| The 2024 Shovel Annual | |
A 162-page satirical assessment of the year. Includes Peter Dutton’s Guide to Starting a Culture War, the Channel 7 Defamation Fund, US Election overview and the best stories from the year. It’s the perfect gift for anyone you know who was alive in 2024. | |
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| Dutton Santa Card | |
You can’t be expected to just blindly accept someone’s open-ended festive greeting without seeing the detail first.
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| Trump Card | |
A lot of people – smart people – have bought this card. It’s a beautiful card. Truly, it’s a tremendous Christmas greeting. | |
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| Albo Christmas Card | |
This card initially appears quite promising, but then turns out to be massively disappointing once you open it.
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| Wankernomics Greeting Cards | |
Get your colleagues, clients and that wanker in middle management a card they’ll actually relate to with these best-of-breed greeting card solutions.
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| Grammar Christmas Card | |
Get won for each of you’re grammar-obsessed, friends
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| The Shovel tote bag | |
Finally, a place to put all of your emotional baggage. Super heavy duty, so it’ll last. | |
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| ‘Just get me one of everything’ | |||
The perfect option for lazy shoppers. Includes over $115 worth of stuff. | |||
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| Bundles | |||
Perfect for people with more than one friend. | |||
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| Peter Dutton’s Full Nuclear Energy Policy | |
Costed at $17 billion but available to you for the still ridiculously over-valued price of $19.95, Peter Dutton’s Nuclear Energy Policy includes a crisp white piece of 90gsm paper with the words ‘Peter Dutton’s Nuclear Energy Policy: Full Detail’ printed on the top. | |
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| The Shovel |
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